shrug.
xelamanrique:

this was my favorite part of the anaconda video.

xelamanrique:

this was my favorite part of the anaconda video.

cuervit0:

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somethingwittythiswaycomes:

themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.


Im laughing so hard omg

somethingwittythiswaycomes:

themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.

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Im laughing so hard omg

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allthestarsonyourceiling:

Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.” 

Oh my god. 

cherryblossomkitten:

gothiccharmschool:

Remember folks, the delightful skull sugar cubes are available from Dem Bones on Etsy!

I meant to buy these a few years back. Thanks for the reminder!

chillatthedisco:

do u ever turn the volume on your music up until u reach the perfect level of ah yes i cannot hear anything else and it feels like a big warm hug